Jito Santa Se Bahut Hi Pyar Se Boli "Suniye Ji Aaj Mera Janm Din Hai Mujhe Koi Mahangi Si Chij Ples Le Do" Santa: Chalo Tum Taiyar Ho Jao Ham Rashan Lene Chalte Hain
Ek Baar Santa Sicil Chala Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Aadmi Sicil Se Takra Gaya Aadmi Gusse Men Bola "Tere Se Ghanti Nahin Mari Jati?" Santa: Bhai Sahab Puri Sicil To Maar Di Ab Ghanti Alag Se Marun?
Santa Ek Baar Jagjit Singh Ka Gana Sun Raha Tha Jiske Bol The "Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo"A Santa Achanak Khada Hokar Bola "Main To Aap Se Bhi Jyada Pareshan Hu Meri To Aurat Bhi Le Lo
Santa Aur Banta Sharab Pikar Cricket Mach Dekh Rahe The Aur Tabhi Yuvraj Ne Sixer Mara Santa Bola "Are Wah Kya Gol Maara Hai"A Banta: Are Gol Isamen Nahin Cricket Mach Men Hota Hai
Banta: Aadmi Shadi Kyon Karta Hai? Santa: Taki Agar Vo Marne Ke Baad Swarg Jaye To Achcha Mahsus Kare; Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Gharelu Mahsus Kare
Airport Par 3 Log Apni-Apni Patni Ka Intjar Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Hamari Shahjadi A Rahi Hai Pathan: Hamari Navabjadi A Rahi Hai Santa: Hamari Bhi Haramjadi A Rahi Hai